10. misplace one's lunch
9. not read
8. lay uncomfortable in a bed
7. sip Ginger Ale, not Sprite
6. get caught up on TV shows missed via the magic of the DVR
5. bake brownies
4. watch Wayne's World on HBO... wonder what made it so magical 14 years ago...
3. pretend you're alive
2. attempt to descipher what each stomach growl really means
1. saltines anyone?
thank you. you've been great. goodnight cleveland.